| GOT THIS ONE FROM UNDIES ONLY CLUB :O |
[Mar. 4th, 2003|02:44 am] |
**UPDATE: after reading this entry you should read my comments for additional commentary from my buddy Kynan
FEZZIG SAY "ROCK AND ROLL!!!1" A NEW CHAT WITH **FAUX DVD COMMENTARY
emo cretin: EHLLO **hi im jimmy and this is the commentary for this chat
TheDollRockstar: argh emo!
emo cretin: I AM FRANCE ** this girl is a brit, i got her aim name on UOC
TheDollRockstar: lol
TheDollRockstar: bonjour
emo cretin: YUO AER NOT LIEK EMOS??// **i have been noticing growing negative attitudes against being emo. i call this "the emo backlash"
TheDollRockstar: i jokin!
TheDollRockstar: :-P
emo cretin: I LIEK TO EAT FOODS **luckily i am astute and realised i wouldnt get into any arguments over being emo, so i turned to..
emo cretin: AND SMOEK **.. a couple of things i thought might get things rolling..
TheDollRockstar: hahah that's nice....
emo cretin: I LEIK FATTY FOODS
TheDollRockstar: i dont smoke
TheDollRockstar: ewwwwww
emo cretin: I SMOEK CIGGARITTIES **just thought i'd reinforce my love of smoking..
TheDollRockstar: thats nice
TheDollRockstar: but u really shouldn't
TheDollRockstar: its not very good for u hun
emo cretin: I AM KNOWLEDGE OF BADNESS FOR YUO
TheDollRockstar: nah - u havent met my friends lol theyre mad
emo cretin: I AM HARMED MY LUNGS **i need to go pee, be right back..
TheDollRockstar: and im not easily led
emo cretin: CAN WE BEEN FRIEND EVAN IF I SMOEKS
TheDollRockstar: uhm sure
emo cretin: THENK YUO I LIEV IN FRENCH
emo cretin: PERIS
TheDollRockstar: ure welcome
TheDollRockstar: and its 'i live in france, in paris'
TheDollRockstar: :-)
emo cretin: WHERE AER YUO LIEV??
TheDollRockstar: london
emo cretin: I LIVE IN FRANCE, IN PARIS
TheDollRockstar: england
emo cretin: THENK YUO MY ENGLASH ARE POOR
TheDollRockstar: i mean i live in paris, france* correction
TheDollRockstar: nah its ok i understand u....
TheDollRockstar: i cannot speak french to save my life!
TheDollRockstar: where did u get my name from to speak to me....??
emo cretin: OH GOOD I AM VARY PLEASED YUO AER UNDERSTENDING ME WELL
emo cretin: PERHEPS ONE DAY I WILL SHOW YUO TO SPEAKING FRANCE
TheDollRockstar: haha
TheDollRockstar: uhm i dont like france much
TheDollRockstar: been there on too many school trips...
emo cretin: WHAT AERAS HAVEING YOU BEEN VISITATION??
TheDollRockstar: and i cant speak french very well altho my boyfriend can, but i refuse to learn! :-P
emo cretin: WHAT IS BOYFIEND??/ **oh im back hi again
TheDollRockstar: uhm
TheDollRockstar: u know a guy
TheDollRockstar: thats uhm
TheDollRockstar: dating me?
TheDollRockstar: hes from belgium;-)
emo cretin: PETIT AMI? **babelfish: boyfriend? this was a test of how much she really knew to see if i could sneak something else past her..
TheDollRockstar: what?
emo cretin: LIKE COUPLE BUT ARE NOT IN MARRIAGE?
TheDollRockstar: yes lol
TheDollRockstar: i hate that word - marriage
TheDollRockstar: yuk
emo cretin: DO YUO NOT WANTED TO BE IN MARRIAGENESS?
TheDollRockstar: lol its a long story
TheDollRockstar: yeah ido want to, but not yet
emo cretin: YUO SPEAK VARY GOOD ENGLASH
TheDollRockstar: gotta find right guy
emo cretin: I HOEP TO BE LARNING TO SPEAKED NICER
TheDollRockstar: thank u
TheDollRockstar: u just need help with your spelling
TheDollRockstar: but u also speak god english
TheDollRockstar: good*
emo cretin: WHAT IS GOD ENGLASH??/
emo cretin: LIEK JESUS?
TheDollRockstar: it was a mistake!!!!!!
emo cretin: MAYBE YOU AER NEEDEDING TO BE MARRIAGE NICE EMO BOY?/
TheDollRockstar: good*
TheDollRockstar: english
TheDollRockstar: hahah
TheDollRockstar: where did u find me?
TheDollRockstar: on OUC?
emo cretin: YES I AM HAVED SEEN YUO THERE
emo cretin: MY PHOTO IS CURRANTLY IN WAITING TO BEEN POSTED
TheDollRockstar: oh i see
TheDollRockstar: i hate that site tho
TheDollRockstar: lol
emo cretin: WHY AER YUO HAVE BEEN IN HATING IT?
emo cretin: CHIENNE STUPIDE DE LONDRES??/ **babelfish: stupid london bitch? ..crass i know. but it would be entertaining if she was lying about not knowing french
TheDollRockstar: its crappy
TheDollRockstar: what?
TheDollRockstar: speak english
TheDollRockstar: grrr
emo cretin: YUO AER GROWAL LIKE FRENCH TIGER
TheDollRockstar: i didnt know they had tigers in france
emo cretin: THERE IS OEN IN PERIS
emo cretin: AND I AM HIM
emo cretin: GRROWEL **My poor attempt at being a suave french lady killer
TheDollRockstar: uh?
TheDollRockstar: i figured ure a guy
emo cretin: WTF
emo cretin: I AM FRENSH
TheDollRockstar: hey listen i really gtg
TheDollRockstar: au revoir!
emo cretin: WTF WHERE U GOIN **i love to say WTF
TheDollRockstar: me
TheDollRockstar: out
emo cretin: WTF WHO AM I GOING TO CHAT WITH
TheDollRockstar: nice talking to u
TheDollRockstar: its nt my problem
TheDollRockstar: find some otehr chick
TheDollRockstar: other*
emo cretin: WTF
emo cretin: YUO SMELL LIKE FRENCH CHEESES **i was forced to think quickly...
TheDollRockstar: i know....
emo cretin: FRENCHES AER BEEN KICK ENGLASH ASSES **..and keep her chatting any way i could
TheDollRockstar: yeah right!
TheDollRockstar: go surrender toa german
emo cretin: WE KICEKD GERMAN ASSES WE SAVAD YUO
emo cretin: WE SAVED AMERICENS **i wanted to bring up americans...
TheDollRockstar: LOL
emo cretin: AMERICENS AER WEAK **so in case she dissed them then i wouldnt seem..
emo cretin: BRASIL IS STRONG **..like such a total jerk however...
emo cretin: LONDONER AER DWORF **...she didnt mention them at all, well played my friend, well played
TheDollRockstar: my grandparents r from brazil hunny
TheDollRockstar: learn to spell
emo cretin: WTF LEARN TO NOT BE LONDENOR **i really thought this was funny as i was typing it
TheDollRockstar: hahahah
TheDollRockstar: ure an asshole
TheDollRockstar: ok
TheDollRockstar: i was born here
TheDollRockstar: i cant help
emo cretin: WTF YUO AER
TheDollRockstar: it chirac sucks dick
emo cretin: CHIRAC IS FRENCH MAGICAL PRINCE FROM HEAVEN
TheDollRockstar: LOL
TheDollRockstar: wake up now....
emo cretin: JAQUES CHIRAC IS BEEN MY JESUS
TheDollRockstar: hahah jesus sucks too
emo cretin: I HERE HE OENCE KICKED UP TONY BLAIRS BUTT **i thought kicking up someones butt would be funny
TheDollRockstar: u licked tony blair's butt
TheDollRockstar: :-P
emo cretin: I AM BRASELL
emo cretin: I AM NOT FRENCHE I AM BRASEL
TheDollRockstar: ure from where?
TheDollRockstar: brazillian?
TheDollRockstar: r u gay as well?
emo cretin: I SAID I AM FRENCES
TheDollRockstar: whatevrrrrrrrr
TheDollRockstar: BUH BYEEEEEEE
emo cretin: WTF I AM NOT GEY I AM NOT
emo cretin: WAIT DONT GO
TheDollRockstar: i am
TheDollRockstar: leave me alone
TheDollRockstar: im goin!
emo cretin: LETS TALK
emo cretin: I APOLIJISE
TheDollRockstar: no i ure too rude
TheDollRockstar: go away
emo cretin: LETS BE FIENDS
TheDollRockstar: pfft
emo cretin: *SHAEKS TONY BLAIRS HAND
TheDollRockstar: well im not sorry for what im said
emo cretin: WTF *BREAKS TONY BLAIRS GLASSAS **does T.B. wear glasses? i dont think so.. maybe just reading glasses?
TheDollRockstar: BYE!
emo cretin: WAIT
emo cretin: IM SORRY
TheDollRockstar: NO!
TheDollRockstar: go away
emo cretin: I ONLY GET THIS WAY WHEN I DRINK
emo cretin: I CAN CHANGE BABY **classic wifebeater remorse, always good for a laugh!
emo cretin: LET ME BE YOUR MAGICAL PRAINCE
TheDollRockstar: ewww go away
TheDollRockstar: dont call me baby!
emo cretin: I RIDE A WHITE STALLION
TheDollRockstar: i only like unicorns
emo cretin: OH I CUT OFF HIS HORN AND SOLD IT TO PAWN SHOPPE
TheDollRockstar: ure gross
TheDollRockstar: seriously
TheDollRockstar: fuck off
TheDollRockstar: ure cruel
emo cretin: WTF URE GROSS
TheDollRockstar: i love animals
emo cretin: URE CRUEL
emo cretin: I LOEV ANIMELS
TheDollRockstar: pfft yeah right
emo cretin: I DO
TheDollRockstar: bo away im leaving im going bye!
TheDollRockstar: BYE
TheDollRockstar: BYE
TheDollRockstar: BYE
TheDollRockstar: BYE
TheDollRockstar: BYE
emo cretin: I ONLY BEAT MY PUPPIES WHEN THEY ARE BAD
TheDollRockstar: BYE
TheDollRockstar: BYE
emo cretin: I HIT THEM IN THE EYES
TheDollRockstar: fuck U!
emo cretin: WHEN THEY WHINE I INTERPERT IT AS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS I PUNCH THE MUM IN EYES FOR BEING A BRIT **thanks for reading!
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